Looking for the best valentines day puns? Cupid’s arrow brought you here! These sweet one-liners are perfect for cards, captions, and making your valentine smile.
You are my favorite notification.
I love you a latte.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
You are the cheese to my macaroni.
I am stuck on you like glue.
You make my heart skip a beat, and not in a medical emergency way.
What do you call a very small valentine? A valen-tiny.
You are the peanut butter to my jelly.
I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.
You are my cup of tea.
What did the stamp say to the envelope? I am stuck on you.
You are the apple of my pie.
I am bananas for you.
What do you call a fish in love? A real catch.
You are my better half, and my better whole.
I love you to the moon and back, with extra cheese.
What did one wall say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I will meet you at the corner.
You are the sprinkles on my donut.
I am totally smitten, like a kitten with yarn.
What do you call a romantic dinner for one? A table for Juan.
You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.
I love you more than pizza, and that is saying a lot.
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts.
You are the missing piece of my puzzle.
I am head over heels, literally, I tripped thinking about you.
What do you call Cupid after lunch? A full quiver.
You are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
You are the reason I check my phone.
I am yours, no returns, no exchanges.
What do you call a bear in love? A honey of a valentine.
You are the icing on my cupcake.
I love you more than my phone battery lasts, which is forever-ish.
What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
You are my person, my place, my peace.
I am no photographer, but I can picture us together.
What do you call a romantic ghost? A boo-thang.
You are the Wi-Fi to my heart, always connected.
I love you a whole bunch, like grapes, but better.
What did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you.
You are my favorite adventure.
I am falling for you, no parachute needed.
What do you call a love letter from a bee? A honey note.
You are the melody to my song.
I love you more than coffee, and I really love coffee.
What did the paperclip say? I am attached to you.
You are my happy place.
I am crazy about you, in the cute way, not the scary way.
What do you call a cat in love? A purr-fect valentine.
You are the star of my love story.
I love you to the moon, and I would drive there if there were roads.
What did the key say to the lock? You unlock my heart.
You are my dream come true, with better hair.
I am hooked on you like a fish on a Friday.
What do you call a dog in love? A lab-ra-dorable valentine.
You are the best thing that has ever been mine.
I love you more than yesterday’s leftovers, which I also love.
What did the shoe say to the sock? We are sole mates.
You are my once-in-a-lifetime, every-day kind of love.
