Feather-brained? Maybe. Funny? Absolutely. Here are duck puns worth flapping about.
You are quack-tastic!
Just winging it.
You quack me up!
Time to get my ducks in a row.
Duck and cover — the puns are coming!
Feather weather friends stick together.
Bill-ieve in yourself!
Lucky duck!
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill!
Stop ducking around and laugh already.
This is no ugly duckling of a joke list.
I am not down with bad puns. Actually, I am all down.
Let us waddle through this week together.
Quack open a cold one — it is pun o clock.
Down to clown? More like down to duck around.
