Fall in love with this patch of pumpkin puns! These gourd-geous pumpkin puns are the pick of the patch for autumn laughs and Halloween giggles.
Oh my gourd, I love pumpkins!
You’re the pick of the patch.
What do you call a plump jack-o’-lantern? A plumpkin.
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
The pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash, obviously.
You’re gourd-geous.
The pumpkin spice latte is my fall-back plan.
I’m falling for you — it’s autumn, after all.
The pumpkin’s autobiography: “Life’s a Patch.”
What do you call a pumpkin that works out? A jacked-o’-lantern.
I’m kind of a big gourd around here.
What do you call two pumpkins in love? A gourd couple.
The pumpkin’s favorite movie? Gourd-fellas.
Cutest pumpkin in the patch — that’s you.
The pumpkin chef’s secret ingredient? Squash goals.
Why don’t pumpkins ever get lost? They follow the vine line.
I’m pumpkin-spiced and everything nice.
What did the mama pumpkin say? “Be a good gourd.”
Let’s carve out some time together.
You’re my boo — said every pumpkin in October.
What do pumpkins do on weekends? They go gourd-ing around.
I’m not afraid of the dark — I’m afraid of running out of pumpkin pie.
The pumpkin went to law school to become a squash-ocate.
What do you call a sad pumpkin? A blue gourd.
Hay there, pumpkin!
The pumpkin’s favorite song? Gourd Vibrations.
Why did the pumpkin blush? He got caught in a patch of embarrassment.
The pumpkin’s New Year’s resolution? To be less seedy.
What do you call a pumpkin after a breakup? Smashed.
I’m on a roll — a pumpkin roll, to be exact.
What did the pumpkin say to the scarecrow? “You straw-ngly resemble my friend.”
Orange you glad it’s pumpkin season?
The pumpkin’s favorite workout? Squash-ercise.
Why are pumpkins great comedians? Their timing is gourd.
The pumpkin’s favorite dance? The monster mash.
What do you call a pumpkin with a cold? A sneezy gourd.
I’m falling apart — said the jack-o’-lantern on November 1st.
The pumpkin’s favorite book? The Great Gourd-sby.
Let’s stick together like pumpkin seeds in pie filling.
What did the pumpkin order at the bar? A gourd fashioned.
You’re un-squash-ably cute.
The pumpkin’s favorite holiday? Thanks-gourding.
Why did the pumpkin get promoted? He really rose to the oc-casion.
The pumpkin’s life advice: stay grounded, grow big, and light up the night.
What do you call a pumpkin magician? Hairy Gourd-er.
Gourd morning! Ready for pumpkin everything?
What do you call a pumpkin’s diary? A patch journal.
The pumpkin comedian was gourd-geously funny.
Why did the pumpkin go to therapy? Too many hollow feelings inside.
I’m smashed — said the pumpkin at the pie party.
What do you call a pumpkin’s pickup line? “Are you from the patch? Because you’re the pick of it.”
The pumpkin band’s hit single? “Smashing Pumpkins.”
The pumpkin detective solved the case — it was open and shut, gourd.
What do you call a pumpkin detective? Sherlock Gourds.
I’m gourd-ing to love fall forever.
What did the pumpkin say to its Valentine? “You’re the spice of my life.”
The pumpkin’s favorite game? Hide and go seek — they’re great at blending into patches.
Let’s give them something to talk a-gourd.
What do you call a pumpkin in a tuxedo? A formal gourd.