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I am soy into you.
You are the apple of my pie.
Life is gouda, especially with extra cheese.
Olive you so much it is honestly ridiculous.
What do you call cheese with commitment issues? Feta than ever.
I am bananas for you.
You are one in a melon.
We make a great pear.
I am nuts about you.
Thyme flies when you are having fun.
You are the zest!
I relish every moment we spend together.
Keep calm and curry on.
What is a potato’s favorite dance move? The mash!
I am grapeful for everything you do.
You are berry sweet.
Lettuce turnip the beet!
I like you a latte.
My love for you is un-brie-lievable.
You are the big cheese around here.
Nacho average friend, that is for sure.
You are kind of a big dill.
I yam what I yam.
Taco ’bout a good time!
Holy guacamole, that was amazing!
You are eggs-tra special to me.
Let us ketchup soon.
I am toast without you.
Butter late than never!
What do you call a noodle that lies? An impasta!
You are my main squeeze.
Orange you glad we are friends?
I cannoli be happy when you are near.
Have a pasta-tively wonderful day!
I love you from my head tomatoes.
We are mint to be together.
You are the spice of my life.
Fry-day is my favorite day of the week.
I donut know what I would do without you.
You are tea-riffic!
Soda-lighted to meet you!
I am a-fry-d to admit how much I love fries.
You are my cup of tea.
Wok this way for dinner!
Ramen calm and carry on.
What did the grape say after getting stepped on? Nothing – it just let out a little wine.
You are the peanut butter to my jelly.
I am on a roll today!
Life is short – eat the cake.
You are souper!
I am in a real jam without you.
Do not dessert me in my time of need.
You are the cherry on top of my sundae.
We are two peas in a pod.
I am feeling grate today!
You are brew-tiful inside and out.
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry in disguise.
I am just winging this whole friendship thing.
You are the main course of my heart.
