Looking for the best golf puns? You have come to the right fairway! These tee-rific one-liners are perfect for captions, cards, and making your friends groan.
I am having a tee-rific day on the course.
You drive me up the fairway.
I find you fair-way too attractive.
Quit putting me through this.
You are par-fect just the way you are.
I love you a hole lot.
What do you call a golf lesson at night? A swing shift.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
I am in a rough patch right now.
Do not be so putterly negative.
You make my heart do a birdie dance.
I would never drive you away, unless it is a par five.
Life is better on the green.
You are the green to my jacket.
Stop beating around the bush. Literally, I lost my ball there.
I am hooked on you, and also on my drives.
What do golfers eat for breakfast? A slice of toast and a cup of tee.
Why are golfers great musicians? They have the best swing.
My love life is a lot like my short game: a work in progress.
You had me at fore!
I am no pro, but I know a fairway to your heart.
Let us not bogey down the details.
That shot was un-fore-gettable.
I am wedged between loving you and loving golf.
You are my hole-in-one in a world of bogeys.
What do you call a nervous golfer? A basket case of clubs.
Caddie on, my friend.
Do not go chasing water hazards.
I am green with envy over your swing.
You are tee-rific, no ifs, ands, or putts.
This relationship is above par.
What is a golfer’s favorite dessert? A slice of par-fait.
I would travel the long drive just to see you.
You have got me in a real sand trap.
Fore-get about your worries and tee off.
I am putting my heart on the line for you.
Golf is a walk in the park: a very frustrating, four-hour walk in the park.
What do you call a golf ball that tells jokes? A real crack-up on the green.
The course is my happy place, right after your arms.
Do not slice through my heart.
I would give you a mulligan any day.
You are my caddie in life, always carrying my baggage.
This date is way above par.
Why did the golfer bring a ladder? To get over his slice.
I bunker down when life gets rough.
You are my favorite hole-in-one.
Swing into my weekend plans.
I would never lie about my score. Much.
Let us tee up something special tonight.
You are the putter to my ball.
I need a mulligan on that text message.
What did the golf ball say to the club? Hit me with your best shot.
I am fore-ever yours.
Stop driving me crazy. Actually, keep going.
The 19th hole is where all the real stories happen.
I would walk 18 holes in the rain just to spend the day with you.
My therapist says I have a short temper and a shorter game.
You complete my foursome.
Why did the golfer buy a new watch? He wanted to keep better time on the course.
I am not saying you are the best, but my scorecard says otherwise.
