Gobble up the giggles with this platter of turkey puns! From Thanksgiving table talk to everyday tomfoolery, these turkey jokes are stuffed with family-friendly fun.
Let’s talk turkey — I’m all about the gravy.
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
I’m stuffed — and not just with stuffing.
Why did the turkey join the band? It had the drumsticks.
Gobble till you wobble.
What do turkeys do on Thanksgiving? They give thanks they’re not the ones cooking.
I’m the gravy to your mashed potatoes.
Why was the turkey so good at math? It could count its drumsticks.
Talk turkey to me.
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
I’m totally cranberry-sauced.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
You butter believe I’m thankful for pie.
What does a turkey wear to a party? A gobble-tie.
Leftovers are just Thanksgiving’s encore.
Why was the turkey blushing? It saw the salad dressing.
I’m in a gravy situation here.
What do you call a turkey magician? A poultry-geist.
Baste case scenario: seconds for everyone.
Why did the turkey sit on the clock? It wanted to be on thyme.
What side dish do turkeys hate? Tur-key leftovers.
I’m on a roll — a dinner roll, that is.
Why don’t turkeys tell secrets? They always spill the gravy.
Feast mode: activated.
What do you call a smart turkey? A gobble-geek.
Don’t be a jerky turkey.
Why was the turkey a great comedian? Impeckable timing.
I’m thankful, grateful, and slightly overfed.
What do turkeys put on their salads? Mayon-gobble-aise.
You had me at “pass the gravy.”
Why did the turkey become a lawyer? To press its case for a pardon.
Gobble gobble, y’all.
What do you call a turkey in a snowstorm? A brrrr-d.
I’m living my breast life.
Why was the turkey always invited to dinner? It brought the drumsticks and the drama.
Stuff it — with love and breadcrumbs.
What do you call a turkey that does yoga? A gobble-lotus.
Pie fixes everything. Science can’t explain it, but pie fixes it.
Why did the turkey fail music class? It couldn’t handle the drumsticks.
Keep calm and gobble on.
What do you call a turkey detective? Sherlock Gobbles.
I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode after that feast.
Why did the turkey start a podcast? It had a lot to get off its chest — and its thighs.
Wing it like a turkey on the run.
What do turkeys say before a race? Ready, set, gobble!
This gravy train has no brakes.
Why was the turkey so chill? It knew how to baste in the moment.
I’m the big bird of the family — literally.
What do you call a turkey who loves movies? A film gobbler.
Don’t go bacon my heart — pass the turkey instead.
Why did the turkey get a trophy? Outstanding in its field of corn.
All aboard the stuffing express.
What do you call a turkey with attitude? A gobble-de-gook.
I’m stuffed with gratitude — and mashed potatoes.
Why did the turkey visit the library? To check out a real page-turner — then eat the corn.
Leg day? More like drumstick day.
What do you call a musical turkey? A gobble-de-woo.
Thanksgiving: the one day it’s acceptable to unbutton your pants at the table.
Why was the turkey a terrible secret agent? It always talked turkey.
May your turkey be moist and your gravy lump-free.
